Bread is Pain

So, you want some more colorful French slang?

Format= original french, English transliteration, and if applicable, an additional note for better context

So you want someone to SHUT UP?

• Ta gueule! - (ta gull) {*literally: your mouth/face; most rude ;3*}
• Ferme-la! - (fairm la) {*close your mouth*}
• Boucle-la! - (boo-kleuh la) {*buckle it!*}

So there’s no way you’ll do that? LIKE HELL:

• Tu rigoles! (too ree-goal) {*you’re joking*}
• Tu t’fous de ma gueule! (too tfoo deuh ma gull) {*you’re fucking kidding me*}

So someone’s a GREEDY JERK?

• T’as tout sifflé! (ta too see-flay) {*you guzzled the lot!*}
• Tu viens de vider toute une théière! (too vyan deuh veeday toot oon tay-ee-air) {* literally: you just finished off a huge pot*}

So someone female’s a STUPID BITCH?

• Quelle salope! (kel sah-lope)
• Quelle connasse! (kel con-ass)

Something sound like BULLSHIT?

• C’est n’importe quoi! (say nom-port-euh kwa)

So someone STOOD YOU UP?

• Elle m’a posé un lapin! (Ell ma po-zay on lah-pan ~ think nasal vowels!) {*literally: she asked me a rabbit*}

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All the above came from my class notes in my French Translation course last year. My professor is a native speaker, but I’m not! If I made any errors in my transcription, let me know. 

EDIT: thanks to sevendrafts for correcting a few mistakes!